eBay is fucking stupid.

I finally checked out eBay for my own personal interests this morning for the first time ever.

I was looking for some old issues of Dragon magazine and stumbled across a few strange items for sale...I'm wondering if anyone even works at eBay, or if it was abandoned some time ago as the creators fell on their asses laughing and couldn't get up.

Here's a few things I found:
20 unused McDonald's hash brown wrappers.


Or this painting of dead guy flipping the bird for a cool 1.2 million bucks...wtf?


How about a fucking STICK! fr only $2,500 it can be yours...


Or if you're in a particularly cranky mood and want to let off a few rounds of CANNON FIRE at your local gliding club....here's a FUCKING CANNON!



Stupid eBay.